The Horseketeers Murphy's Law
1.If you need to take your horse somewhere in a hurry, he will not load.
2.If your trying to impress someone you will fall off.
3.On the day that you really don't want to muck out a stall it will be worse than usual.
4.The day you have the most homework is going to be the day you will have stay at the barn the longest.
5.Horses are bound to colic during mid terms.
6.You are really excited about riding at a new stable with a new instructor and get to the stable on time- but she never shows up!
7.If you wonder if you remembered to lock the barn and tack room:If you go outside, you did If you stay in, you didn't
8.If you're positive you've forgotten nothing when going to a show, you've forgotten your horse
9.The very week you start your horse on a conditioning program for the show season, the biggest flood of 30 years will occur and you won't be able to get out to the barn for at least a week.
10.a grey horse will always roll in manure the day before the show.
11.You will make a stupid mistake saddling in front of a guy you want to impress.
12.You will get bucked off a new colt in front of the same guy.